Oh, this is so wrong.
I just did the "randomly cast your LJ friends as Star Wars characters" meme. I usually don't post the results of these things, but the results of this one are so horridly wrong that -- well, the world needs to know these things.
( But it's a table-thingy, so I post them behind a cut. )
( But it's a table-thingy, so I post them behind a cut. )