Random snippet of life, Silicon Valley edition

I had somewhat of an annoying morning this morning, but the way it was annoying was so excessively Silicon Valley that the humor substantially outweighed the feelings of annoyance.

Specifically, on my commute in to work, I was delayed by a traffic jam on 101 because a Google Bus had rear-ended a Tesla on the exit ramp onto 237, and this meant that I arrived at work too late to get my free breakfast at the office cafe.