Dateline: Left Field

[brooksmoses]

I submit this product for your pondering:

First off, it's milk. It's got orange flavor in. (Or, if you prefer, bubble gum.) It fizzes.

Second off, what's with the name? (Whatever happened to "e-" meaning "electronic"?)

They call it e-Moo.

The future is not only stranger than we imagined, it is stranger than we could have imagined.

Comments

[redbird]

The flavor might work--although I can't see why you'd bother carbonating a morir soñando. But the name. I know what an emu is. Some emu feathers fell out of my shoulder bag earlier this evening.