Dateline: Left Field

[brooksmoses]

I submit this product for your pondering:

First off, it's milk. It's got orange flavor in. (Or, if you prefer, bubble gum.) It fizzes.

Second off, what's with the name? (Whatever happened to "e-" meaning "electronic"?)

They call it e-Moo.

The future is not only stranger than we imagined, it is stranger than we could have imagined.

Comments

[oneironaut.livejournal.com]

I make exceptions for most products of actual cooking, and for steeped beverages. This is completely arbitrary and subjective, but so is the original tin can, so at least I'm consistently arbitrary and subjective.