Things that I said on looking at the listing for a $3.4-million house.

[brooksmoses]

suzannemoses was randomly looking at house listings, and came across this $3.4-million house north of Boston, not too far from where kiya lives.

There are many things to say about this house. Among the ones I actually said were:

"When your closet has an emergency-stop button, your closet is excessive."

and

"I have never seen a four-poster Jacuzzi with a fireplace before...."

(She also found this rather nice hotel -- spoiler: not actually a hotel -- which was just sort of random overdone mansion, until it got to the closeup of the ceiling and I said, "Oh. It has cherubs in.")

Comments

[sraun]

My wife and I have seen four-poster jacuzzi's and bathtubs with fireplaces before, but you're right, that's the first time we've seen both of the together.

[pameladean]

That is not a closet. It is an orphaned dry-cleaning establishment.

P.

[okoshun]

Wow..the kitchen's about the size of the main floor of my house. That's crazy!

[lcohen]

link to hotel doesn't seem to work for me--it sends me right back to this entry?