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This got stuck in my head on my drive in to work today, and I have to share it so it will leave:

A distillery decided to make a vodka named after an arbitrary number of legendary multi-headed monsters. Why did they have to make it 200 proof?

Because n-hydras alcohol never has any water in it, by definition.
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