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This got stuck in my head on my drive in to work today, and I have to share it so it will leave:

A distillery decided to make a vodka named after an arbitrary number of legendary multi-headed monsters. Why did they have to make it 200 proof?

Because n-hydras alcohol never has any water in it, by definition.

Date: 2004-04-16 01:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jenett
*groan*

Date: 2004-04-16 02:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] larksdream
Well, that put a damper on MY spirits.

Date: 2004-04-16 08:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kiya
Nice one.

I don't get it…

Date: 2004-04-16 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akosut.livejournal.com
Is this because I haven't taken any chemistry since freshman year of high school? (If there's one thing I regret about college, it's never haven taken any chemistry. I kept meaning to take intro chem, but each quarter got scared off by the idea of taking a class with hoards of ravaging premeds.)

Re: I don't get it…

Date: 2004-04-17 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com
It's a pun on "anhydrous", which means "without any water in".

Date: 2004-04-17 09:23 pm (UTC)

Unrelated

Date: 2004-04-21 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nogbogfrog.livejournal.com
That's pretty good.

Werner Heisenberg is driving along, when he gets pulled over by the PoPo. The officer asks: "Do you know how fast you were going?" The wise scientist responds: "No, but I know where I am"

btw, I sorted out my multigrid woes. I am using a 1 sided difference in my sim, and was using central differencing for the PDE inside the multigrid solver. So at the boundaries it "sorta" worked, but the physics of the situation wasn't being maintained terribly well. Subtle, no?

Thanks for the explanations!

-n
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