A really bad pun....

[brooksmoses]

This got stuck in my head on my drive in to work today, and I have to share it so it will leave:

A distillery decided to make a vodka named after an arbitrary number of legendary multi-headed monsters. Why did they have to make it 200 proof?

Because n-hydras alcohol never has any water in it, by definition.

Comments

I don't get it…

[akosut.livejournal.com]

Is this because I haven't taken any chemistry since freshman year of high school? (If there's one thing I regret about college, it's never haven taken any chemistry. I kept meaning to take intro chem, but each quarter got scared off by the idea of taking a class with hoards of ravaging premeds.)

Re: I don't get it…

[davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com]

It's a pun on "anhydrous", which means "without any water in".